Top Ten - Internet Style

Top 10
You probably have heard of David Letterman's Top Ten series of daily jokes. This is where Letterman spoofs a politician or celebrity by using their top ten remarks or some other similar silliness.

The New Top 10 List
There is a new top ten list being published. It is out on the Internet on Twitter and created and conceived by several people on Twitter. They have each proposed a proposed book title that President should consider for another biography. Compiled into a list, there are 10.

Here are the top 10 list of book titles:

1. "Me: The Greatest Generation of One" (Meow Inc ‏ @TPGee)


2. "The Unbearable Lightness of Resume" (John Wehrle ‏ @jwehrle)


3. "Not Without My Tax-Hike" (D. Jason Fleming ‏ @deejf)


4. "No More Great Expectations " (nevamari ‏ @nevamari)


5. "The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Presidents" (Mike P @ThePantau)


6. "Pride and Everyone Else is just Prejudiced!!!!" (Lori Ziganto @snarkandboobs)


7. "Where the Red Ink Grows " (Dr. Jason B. Whitman @JasonBWhitman)


8. "Green Eggs Are Banned" (Michelle Ray ‏ @GaltsGirl)


9. "To Tax a Mockingbird" (SuzyQ @sue_zimmermann)


10. "Twenty Million Mortgages Under the Sea" (David Limbaugh @DavidLimbaugh)

My Top Ten
Here are 10 more suggested book titles that Obama should use for his next best seller:

1. "The Food Stamp President"


2. "How To Vacation Your Family On The Taxpayer's Dollar"


3. "How To Double Gas Prices in Three Years"


4. "Who Needs Congress?"


5. "Totalitarianism - The Stealth way"


6. "Forging Documents - An ILLEGAL's Guide to Citizenship"


7. "How To Fudge Unemployment Numbers in Your Favor"


8. "Nominating 38 CZARS Without Congressional Authorization"


9. "Nationalizing the Automobile Industry in 3 Steps"


10. "Regulating Citizens Into Compliance"